11.07.2004

If only spam came in a can

Then I could throw the bitches away. Goddamn spammers should be drug out into the street and shot in the fleshy parts then left to die in the sun so their bodies will bloat and leak into the gutters. And we should poke them with sharp things and throw gross stuff at them. And yell obscenities like, "Do you want bigger penis?", "No doctor necessary! Relieve daughter pain now!", "I AM ________ FROM NIGERIA BANK AND I HAVE IDEA FOR YOU", and "Refinance now! Bad credit no problem!"

God won't care. Trust me.

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