4.07.2005

Chambers bought a fucking llama

A fucking llama! Actually, it isn't technically a fucking llama, since its too young yet, but you know. He's going to build a pen, apparantly. After we had the discussion about a llama not living in the house with 10 cats, 2 dogs, a leopard gecko, a lovebird, and 2 finches. It's not even like the animals that live in the house get along.

And tomorrow, my mom's going to sell her waterbucks and a nyala and buy a camel or three. Three fucking camels! Can you fucking believe it? Plus, my mom bought about 20 fucking mounts (mounted exotic animal heads).

This is just the briefest overview of my crazy week.

Quotations:
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"You don't need a llama!"
"Look, you don't understand, we don't need [the animals], they need us."
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"Gazelle."
"Impala."
"Whatever, just sell it."
(after 8 solid hours of auctioning off literally hundreds of mounts)

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