"Nobody wants to see some girl tap-dance or play the violin."

Did you hear that Donald Trump is thinking of buying the Miss America pagent? Apparantly, the pagent isn't doing so well since Trump started the rival Miss USA extravaganza, and not a single network has signed the Miss America pagent for this year, making the possibility of it becoming a reality TV show, well, a reality. I think he'll be successful; considering the country's infatuation with skinny, vapid women, his ideas will probably spice up the old pagent's ratings. But is nothing sacred? Will we truly never hear the dulcet tones of the intellect-impaired beauties wishing for world peace again?