Hair Metal Bands are not shitty

For the most part.

A pox on Christ Richter and his XANGA site where his facts are skewed and his opinions are WRONG. And the worst part is I can't even comment without being a member of xanga, which is against my beliefs. Fuck Xanga!

Listen, Christ, "Heaven Isn't Too Far Away" is by Warrant, not Skid Row, as evident by the forced soprano of Jani Lane, rather than the lilting falsetto of Sebastian Bach, the sexiest man in leather pants. And he's super smart, as evidenced on The Weakest Link. He was 2nd, mother fuckers! Let's see Jani beat that with a brand new can of Aqua Net! And if that isn't enough for you, Skid Row womped Pantera's asses in a softball match.

And, Springfield has never had a good music scene, except maybe in 1993 for about 15 seconds.

In addition, Black Flag was the best band of the 70s, since that was when they started. Fuck the 80s! "The Reagan Years!"

You might think this angst is jealously-driven, and you'd be right. I'm so fucking jealous of the cleverness of Christ that I can't type straight. You should give him a read, always good for a laugh.